WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well now that i have gotten that off my chest let me explain. First of all the language used in this movie would make even the crudest, uneducated person blush. Every other word was either a profanity or outrageously explicit sexual reference. Do not get me wrong i am in no way opposed to profanity in movies ( my favorite movie of all time is Harlem Nights for goodness sake), but this movie went more than overboard. It went so far over the cliff’s edge it crashed and burned twice onto the jagged rocks below. How and why this movie held the top spot in the box office for 2 weeks straight not only boggles my mind but makes me weep for humanity and what we now consider comedy.
Next was the plot line. I was so darn confused about what was going on. Was the movie about the drugs being sold in a high school? Or was it about 2 misfit officers and their misadventures? Or was it about 2 friends and their desire to redo high school? The movie concentrated so hard on how many times they could say penis and m-th–f—er in one scene that the plot was just all over the place and left the viewer so taken aback that they couldn’t process anything else.
I made the mistake of watching the movie with my mother ( my very, very religious, 57 year old mother to be exact) and after about an 45 minutes into the movie neither one of us could stand it any longer so we cut it off. we literally sat in silence and awe for 15 minutes trying to comprehend what it was that we just saw and heard. I later went and researched the original Fox television show, 21 Jump Street (starring Johnny Depp) and it did not appear to be anything like what this movie turned out to be. According to what i read the show touched to relevant and controversial issues of the time, such as homosexuality, teenage drug abuse, etc. There was some serious license taken with the “remake”. The only thing that seemed to stay true to the original was the plot (a department, run out of a church, of young looking police officers that solved cases in high schools and college).
At the end of the day maybe it was my mother and I’s fault for buying the movie on bootleg (not too sorry about that i would never pay theater price to see that garbage) and missing the movie’s NOT RATED rating (which really makes no sense when you think about it), but that still does not excuse that fact that 21 Jump Street is a horrible, terrible, no good, very bad movie.